Friday, February 11, 2011

Sleeplessness

Top 15 reasons to wake up your parents in the middle of the night:

1. You're teething
2. You vomitted in your bed
3. You thought you vomitted in your bed (yes, this actually happened)
4. You peed in your bed
5. You fell out of your bed (even though you have rails to prevent that)
6. You're afraid of dinosaurs, volcanoes, bears, lions, and the like
7. You had a bad dream
8. Your blankets "fell off" and you can't fix them yourself
9. You misplaced a stuffed animal
10. You lost your binky (even though it's strapped to your pajamas)
11. You're hungry or thirsty (thankfully we're past the nursing stage!)
12. You're cold or hot
13. The cat is scratching at your screen door
14. The sprinkler system woke you up
15. You thought it would be a good time to get up and watch a movie